Whenever people find out I have something to do with helping nonprofits design viable programs and writing grants to fund their cause, I often hear, “Oh, you’re like that crazy guy on TV who says there’s millions of dollars of grant money out there just waiting… ” Actually, there are several guys like that: wearing wardrobes that even Batman’s arch enemies wouldn’t wear barking at us like carnival sidemen about the loads of grant money out there to do whatever we want: “write a novel, travel, eat out at a different restaurant every night, get paid for sleeping!” And all we have to do is send them one hundred bucks for a catalog—yeah, a catalog that we can get for free from the federal government.